colferchris:

things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:

• dealing with spiders
• buying bras in the right size
• purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
• devouring the souls of my enemies
• getting out of bed in the morning
• ordering food over the phone
• using public transport

(Source: carson-phillips)

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

ciggarets:

why can’t i be

1. rich
2. hot
3. rich

(Source: youth-tide)